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As my title suggests, I read this story in a magazine - "Galaxy" or "Worlds of If" in the mid 1960s. The science fiction content was pretty minimal. The tone was Robert Sheckley-esque, but I don't think it was actually by Sheckley. The main character of the story is the number two agent in an organization like Bond's MI6 or U.N.C.L.E. As the number two agent, his job is to clean up the messes made by the number one agent. We learn that the opposition is organized very similarly, and that the protagonist is friends with the number two agent from the other side - they're always working together to deal with the ridiculously destructive (but invariably ineffectual) gun-fights the number ones engage in.



The punchline of the story is that for some reason the James Bond analog accidentally takes himself out of the game, and the protagonist is suddenly the number one. To his delight he learns that his friend on the other side has had an identical stroke of luck. They start blazing away with happy abandon, knowing that they no longer have to clean up after the spectacular (and still ineffectual) battles.










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    I once asked for help in looking for something similar -- a short story with a different plot, but also parodying the James Bond archetype. So I can tell you for a fact that what you are looking for is not "Pulpworld" by R.K. Lyon (it turned out to be the one I was looking for), nor is it "The Disguised Agent" by Robert Sheckley (which I found online at the time I was asking). I just mention them so as to eliminate a couple of red herrings which someone else might otherwise suggest as the answer to your question.

    – Lorendiac
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  • What is the scifi content here?

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 5:29











  • @Adamant To start with it was published in Galaxy, a science fiction magazine.

    – user14111
    Apr 13 at 6:17











  • Objections withdrawn, this has clear science fictional elements. Though I had to read it to be sure.

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 6:50












  • @Adamant I believe it's an established rule that, since Star Trek (for example) is primarily sci-fi, any and all questions about Star Trek, even questions about purely mundane aspects, is on topic. By the same token, since Galaxy was a science fiction magazine, questions about anything that appeared in Galaxy, including editorials, science articles, and the occasional non-genre story, should be on topic.

    – user14111
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As my title suggests, I read this story in a magazine - "Galaxy" or "Worlds of If" in the mid 1960s. The science fiction content was pretty minimal. The tone was Robert Sheckley-esque, but I don't think it was actually by Sheckley. The main character of the story is the number two agent in an organization like Bond's MI6 or U.N.C.L.E. As the number two agent, his job is to clean up the messes made by the number one agent. We learn that the opposition is organized very similarly, and that the protagonist is friends with the number two agent from the other side - they're always working together to deal with the ridiculously destructive (but invariably ineffectual) gun-fights the number ones engage in.



The punchline of the story is that for some reason the James Bond analog accidentally takes himself out of the game, and the protagonist is suddenly the number one. To his delight he learns that his friend on the other side has had an identical stroke of luck. They start blazing away with happy abandon, knowing that they no longer have to clean up after the spectacular (and still ineffectual) battles.










share|improve this question



















  • 3





    I once asked for help in looking for something similar -- a short story with a different plot, but also parodying the James Bond archetype. So I can tell you for a fact that what you are looking for is not "Pulpworld" by R.K. Lyon (it turned out to be the one I was looking for), nor is it "The Disguised Agent" by Robert Sheckley (which I found online at the time I was asking). I just mention them so as to eliminate a couple of red herrings which someone else might otherwise suggest as the answer to your question.

    – Lorendiac
    Apr 13 at 2:07












  • What is the scifi content here?

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 5:29











  • @Adamant To start with it was published in Galaxy, a science fiction magazine.

    – user14111
    Apr 13 at 6:17











  • Objections withdrawn, this has clear science fictional elements. Though I had to read it to be sure.

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 6:50












  • @Adamant I believe it's an established rule that, since Star Trek (for example) is primarily sci-fi, any and all questions about Star Trek, even questions about purely mundane aspects, is on topic. By the same token, since Galaxy was a science fiction magazine, questions about anything that appeared in Galaxy, including editorials, science articles, and the occasional non-genre story, should be on topic.

    – user14111
    Apr 13 at 21:14













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As my title suggests, I read this story in a magazine - "Galaxy" or "Worlds of If" in the mid 1960s. The science fiction content was pretty minimal. The tone was Robert Sheckley-esque, but I don't think it was actually by Sheckley. The main character of the story is the number two agent in an organization like Bond's MI6 or U.N.C.L.E. As the number two agent, his job is to clean up the messes made by the number one agent. We learn that the opposition is organized very similarly, and that the protagonist is friends with the number two agent from the other side - they're always working together to deal with the ridiculously destructive (but invariably ineffectual) gun-fights the number ones engage in.



The punchline of the story is that for some reason the James Bond analog accidentally takes himself out of the game, and the protagonist is suddenly the number one. To his delight he learns that his friend on the other side has had an identical stroke of luck. They start blazing away with happy abandon, knowing that they no longer have to clean up after the spectacular (and still ineffectual) battles.










share|improve this question
















As my title suggests, I read this story in a magazine - "Galaxy" or "Worlds of If" in the mid 1960s. The science fiction content was pretty minimal. The tone was Robert Sheckley-esque, but I don't think it was actually by Sheckley. The main character of the story is the number two agent in an organization like Bond's MI6 or U.N.C.L.E. As the number two agent, his job is to clean up the messes made by the number one agent. We learn that the opposition is organized very similarly, and that the protagonist is friends with the number two agent from the other side - they're always working together to deal with the ridiculously destructive (but invariably ineffectual) gun-fights the number ones engage in.



The punchline of the story is that for some reason the James Bond analog accidentally takes himself out of the game, and the protagonist is suddenly the number one. To his delight he learns that his friend on the other side has had an identical stroke of luck. They start blazing away with happy abandon, knowing that they no longer have to clean up after the spectacular (and still ineffectual) battles.







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  • 3





    I once asked for help in looking for something similar -- a short story with a different plot, but also parodying the James Bond archetype. So I can tell you for a fact that what you are looking for is not "Pulpworld" by R.K. Lyon (it turned out to be the one I was looking for), nor is it "The Disguised Agent" by Robert Sheckley (which I found online at the time I was asking). I just mention them so as to eliminate a couple of red herrings which someone else might otherwise suggest as the answer to your question.

    – Lorendiac
    Apr 13 at 2:07












  • What is the scifi content here?

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 5:29











  • @Adamant To start with it was published in Galaxy, a science fiction magazine.

    – user14111
    Apr 13 at 6:17











  • Objections withdrawn, this has clear science fictional elements. Though I had to read it to be sure.

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 6:50












  • @Adamant I believe it's an established rule that, since Star Trek (for example) is primarily sci-fi, any and all questions about Star Trek, even questions about purely mundane aspects, is on topic. By the same token, since Galaxy was a science fiction magazine, questions about anything that appeared in Galaxy, including editorials, science articles, and the occasional non-genre story, should be on topic.

    – user14111
    Apr 13 at 21:14












  • 3





    I once asked for help in looking for something similar -- a short story with a different plot, but also parodying the James Bond archetype. So I can tell you for a fact that what you are looking for is not "Pulpworld" by R.K. Lyon (it turned out to be the one I was looking for), nor is it "The Disguised Agent" by Robert Sheckley (which I found online at the time I was asking). I just mention them so as to eliminate a couple of red herrings which someone else might otherwise suggest as the answer to your question.

    – Lorendiac
    Apr 13 at 2:07












  • What is the scifi content here?

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 5:29











  • @Adamant To start with it was published in Galaxy, a science fiction magazine.

    – user14111
    Apr 13 at 6:17











  • Objections withdrawn, this has clear science fictional elements. Though I had to read it to be sure.

    – Adamant
    Apr 13 at 6:50












  • @Adamant I believe it's an established rule that, since Star Trek (for example) is primarily sci-fi, any and all questions about Star Trek, even questions about purely mundane aspects, is on topic. By the same token, since Galaxy was a science fiction magazine, questions about anything that appeared in Galaxy, including editorials, science articles, and the occasional non-genre story, should be on topic.

    – user14111
    Apr 13 at 21:14







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I once asked for help in looking for something similar -- a short story with a different plot, but also parodying the James Bond archetype. So I can tell you for a fact that what you are looking for is not "Pulpworld" by R.K. Lyon (it turned out to be the one I was looking for), nor is it "The Disguised Agent" by Robert Sheckley (which I found online at the time I was asking). I just mention them so as to eliminate a couple of red herrings which someone else might otherwise suggest as the answer to your question.

– Lorendiac
Apr 13 at 2:07






I once asked for help in looking for something similar -- a short story with a different plot, but also parodying the James Bond archetype. So I can tell you for a fact that what you are looking for is not "Pulpworld" by R.K. Lyon (it turned out to be the one I was looking for), nor is it "The Disguised Agent" by Robert Sheckley (which I found online at the time I was asking). I just mention them so as to eliminate a couple of red herrings which someone else might otherwise suggest as the answer to your question.

– Lorendiac
Apr 13 at 2:07














What is the scifi content here?

– Adamant
Apr 13 at 5:29





What is the scifi content here?

– Adamant
Apr 13 at 5:29













@Adamant To start with it was published in Galaxy, a science fiction magazine.

– user14111
Apr 13 at 6:17





@Adamant To start with it was published in Galaxy, a science fiction magazine.

– user14111
Apr 13 at 6:17













Objections withdrawn, this has clear science fictional elements. Though I had to read it to be sure.

– Adamant
Apr 13 at 6:50






Objections withdrawn, this has clear science fictional elements. Though I had to read it to be sure.

– Adamant
Apr 13 at 6:50














@Adamant I believe it's an established rule that, since Star Trek (for example) is primarily sci-fi, any and all questions about Star Trek, even questions about purely mundane aspects, is on topic. By the same token, since Galaxy was a science fiction magazine, questions about anything that appeared in Galaxy, including editorials, science articles, and the occasional non-genre story, should be on topic.

– user14111
Apr 13 at 21:14





@Adamant I believe it's an established rule that, since Star Trek (for example) is primarily sci-fi, any and all questions about Star Trek, even questions about purely mundane aspects, is on topic. By the same token, since Galaxy was a science fiction magazine, questions about anything that appeared in Galaxy, including editorials, science articles, and the occasional non-genre story, should be on topic.

– user14111
Apr 13 at 21:14










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"Seconds' Chance", a short story by Robin Scott Wilson; published (as by Robin Scott) in Galaxy Magazine, July 1968, available at the Internet Archive; apparently never reprinted.




On 16 June, Murphy's terminal report came into the Outfit's Washington headquarters from Tangier, where he was resting up in enviable luxury in one of those slick, new hallucinogenic resorts after his latest spectacular confrontation with what the Western press invariably referred to as "The Forces of International Communist Subversion."

Murphy is a great performer, one of the best in the business. While I envied him the white sand beaches and those nubile Nubians and the five-hundred-dollar-an-hour selective neural stimulation, I did not begrudge it him. I regretted only that what he had done to earn it meant endless hours of nasty work for me, cleaning up after him.







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    The illustration at the other end of the Internet Archive link you provided nailed it. Thanks for the excellent sleuthing!

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"Seconds' Chance", a short story by Robin Scott Wilson; published (as by Robin Scott) in Galaxy Magazine, July 1968, available at the Internet Archive; apparently never reprinted.




On 16 June, Murphy's terminal report came into the Outfit's Washington headquarters from Tangier, where he was resting up in enviable luxury in one of those slick, new hallucinogenic resorts after his latest spectacular confrontation with what the Western press invariably referred to as "The Forces of International Communist Subversion."

Murphy is a great performer, one of the best in the business. While I envied him the white sand beaches and those nubile Nubians and the five-hundred-dollar-an-hour selective neural stimulation, I did not begrudge it him. I regretted only that what he had done to earn it meant endless hours of nasty work for me, cleaning up after him.







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    I've been looking at the text via the Internet Archive link you offered. I'd say you nailed it!

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    The illustration at the other end of the Internet Archive link you provided nailed it. Thanks for the excellent sleuthing!

    – user888379
    Apr 13 at 12:18















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"Seconds' Chance", a short story by Robin Scott Wilson; published (as by Robin Scott) in Galaxy Magazine, July 1968, available at the Internet Archive; apparently never reprinted.




On 16 June, Murphy's terminal report came into the Outfit's Washington headquarters from Tangier, where he was resting up in enviable luxury in one of those slick, new hallucinogenic resorts after his latest spectacular confrontation with what the Western press invariably referred to as "The Forces of International Communist Subversion."

Murphy is a great performer, one of the best in the business. While I envied him the white sand beaches and those nubile Nubians and the five-hundred-dollar-an-hour selective neural stimulation, I did not begrudge it him. I regretted only that what he had done to earn it meant endless hours of nasty work for me, cleaning up after him.







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    I've been looking at the text via the Internet Archive link you offered. I'd say you nailed it!

    – Lorendiac
    Apr 13 at 2:17






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    The illustration at the other end of the Internet Archive link you provided nailed it. Thanks for the excellent sleuthing!

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"Seconds' Chance", a short story by Robin Scott Wilson; published (as by Robin Scott) in Galaxy Magazine, July 1968, available at the Internet Archive; apparently never reprinted.




On 16 June, Murphy's terminal report came into the Outfit's Washington headquarters from Tangier, where he was resting up in enviable luxury in one of those slick, new hallucinogenic resorts after his latest spectacular confrontation with what the Western press invariably referred to as "The Forces of International Communist Subversion."

Murphy is a great performer, one of the best in the business. While I envied him the white sand beaches and those nubile Nubians and the five-hundred-dollar-an-hour selective neural stimulation, I did not begrudge it him. I regretted only that what he had done to earn it meant endless hours of nasty work for me, cleaning up after him.







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"Seconds' Chance", a short story by Robin Scott Wilson; published (as by Robin Scott) in Galaxy Magazine, July 1968, available at the Internet Archive; apparently never reprinted.




On 16 June, Murphy's terminal report came into the Outfit's Washington headquarters from Tangier, where he was resting up in enviable luxury in one of those slick, new hallucinogenic resorts after his latest spectacular confrontation with what the Western press invariably referred to as "The Forces of International Communist Subversion."

Murphy is a great performer, one of the best in the business. While I envied him the white sand beaches and those nubile Nubians and the five-hundred-dollar-an-hour selective neural stimulation, I did not begrudge it him. I regretted only that what he had done to earn it meant endless hours of nasty work for me, cleaning up after him.








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    I've been looking at the text via the Internet Archive link you offered. I'd say you nailed it!

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    The illustration at the other end of the Internet Archive link you provided nailed it. Thanks for the excellent sleuthing!

    – user888379
    Apr 13 at 12:18












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    I've been looking at the text via the Internet Archive link you offered. I'd say you nailed it!

    – Lorendiac
    Apr 13 at 2:17






  • 1





    The illustration at the other end of the Internet Archive link you provided nailed it. Thanks for the excellent sleuthing!

    – user888379
    Apr 13 at 12:18







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I've been looking at the text via the Internet Archive link you offered. I'd say you nailed it!

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The illustration at the other end of the Internet Archive link you provided nailed it. Thanks for the excellent sleuthing!

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